“If by sobering up, I had to live the rest of my life resisting a powerful urge to drink, like I was on some kind of fad diet, I would kill myself. Or just drink, because it is easier.”
- Rachael Lander, http://www.xojane.com/issues/how-not-to-be-a-dick-to-your-recovering-alcoholic-friend
You know, this is actually one of the more helpful things I’ve read about sobriety lately. Blah blah blah one day at a time my sobriety is a gift okay, not overwhelming me with comfort here. But yeah, she has a point. It has to get easy because that would never fly otherwise. You would think I of all people would understand that. There are a lot of things that you would think I would understand, but I don’t. I guess that’s just how this goes.
Game of Thrones Sex Tip 29
When you reach climax, shout “I am Daenerys Stormborn of the House Targaryen! The Blood of Old Valyria! I am the Dragon’s daughter, and I swear to you, that those who would harm you will die screaming!“
this almost isn’t funny because of the number of times i’ve thought about doing this
When I first thought of Stoya/James Deen as a ship, I thought it was kind of funny. Like “ahaha yeah, it is kind of like a ship lulz”
No it’s a thing. You can ship porn stars. And the best part is that rather than all those suckers who have to draw their own Spirk and just wait for those innuendo moments of Destiel, I get to watch James Deen and Stoya fuck each other’s brains out any time I like. Yuss.
ahahahahahaa burning high this is the best
Branding is my new favorite thing <3 Ask me again in a few weeks when I’m fucking tired of cleaning this crap and I might tell you differently, but wow, I feel amazing, and I’m so excited about this.
your tyrion sex dream post had me laughing out loud!
Haha I’m glad. In the dream someone asked me about it, and I said “It was nice. For once I wasn’t standing on my toes” >.<
Definitely had a sex dream about Tyrion Lannister.
Of all the potential sex dreams I could have had about game of thrones…. Here I was thinking it would be Daenerys. But noooooo…. Dwarves and fucking for me apparently.